The madness that is my life.

unsociableandtaciturn:

wesawakes:

Roommates?

Yes.

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thedrunkenmoogle:

Final Fantasy XIII Drinking Game

With Final Fantasy XIII out now, many of you, myself included, have probably kissed your life goodbye for the next few days. But what do you do when your friends insist on hanging out? Invite them to drink your booze under the guise of a fun drinking game!

Final Fantasy XIII isn’t exactly a party game, therefore the goal of this drinking game isn’t to get smashed. Again, it’s simply an excuse to get your friends in the door while you play one of the most selfish games ever created. If you get too drunk, you’re not going to remember some very vital cut scenes.

So cool it, Drinky Crow. Enjoy the game. Enjoy the drink. And if you have enjoyment left over, enjoy the company. (And don’t be afraid to pass the controller.)

Rules:
Must play with classier libations. Higher end beer and less boxy wine.

Take a sip every time…
Someone says “hero” or “protect”
Snow gets hit by a member of the opposite sex
An encounter occurs (you MUST fight all enemies you come across)
The game cuts to an FMV movie (not a normal cutscene)
Get a game over
An important character dies (when in doubt, drink)
You see a chocobo (in chapter 8, only once per map or this is death)
The lead character changes
You upgrade a weapon or accessory

Thank you to these select users from Gamefaqs who assisted in ideas for this game: TheifRikku, geministar, pikkulikka, fre3dle, jivebeaver, sirspankyjnco, Linkfan135, and lonnieep.

svalts:

Final Battle // by Will Iron

brendon-curieous:

slutsandsparkles:

this deserves more notes

<333

REBLOG, FOLLOWERS. DO IT.

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No that is Captain Jack Sparrow.

unsociableandtaciturn:

WESLEY!!!!!!!!!!

thedrunkenmoogle:

Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum
1/2 shot Watermelon Pucker
1/2 a glass of Punch Mix (1 gallon of regular Hawaiian Punch and 1 gallon of the Berry Lemonade flavor Hawaiian Punch with a bottle of Everclear/Grain alcohol)

Directions: First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and chug. Once done slam your cup down, perform a 2 finger salute from your brow to the next person and say “Show me ya moves!”. That person is then next in line to do a Falcon Punch, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.”

(Drink created by Kevin Mosely, with help of Rockenshury Duval, Miko Biega, and Alan Mayweather. Photography by Thiswillidentify.)

Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Anti Sora (Kingdom Hearts Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1 shot Captain Morgan’s Tattoo
5 oz Monster Low Carb
Fill the rest of the glass with Grape Gatorade/Powerade

Directions: Add all ingredients to a shaker and pour into a Highball glass over ice.

Captain Morgan’s Tattoo is a delicious spiced rum that I’ve recently fallen in love with.  It mixes well with pretty much everything and I will most likely use it again in drinks to come.  The Anti Sora is extremely smooth.  The Monster adds a nice bite of carbonation and you can clearly taste both the almost fruity spiced rum and the grape from the Gatorade.

Original Drink created by The Drunken Moogle.